...a dweller of Brooklyn, an agent of children's books, a copywriter at Squarespace, a purveyor of snark, an employer of awkwardness, a lover of coffee, a mistress of bourbon, and an enforcer of comma-placement.
Courtesy of the effervescent Kiera Cass, client extraordinaire. And no, I'm not going to drop her from my list. She makes me money :) and she's hilarious.